Top ten signs a police partner needs a vacation




 
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Top ten signs a police partner needs a vacation
 
December 7th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 

Topic: Top ten signs a police partner needs a vacation


Top ten signs a police partner needs a vacation
Top ten signs a police partner needs a vacation

1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident.

2. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.

3. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

4. He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."

5. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

6. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

7. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

8. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.

9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

10. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
December 8th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

My son-in-law will love this, he's a cop.

December 8th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bulldogg
7. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
This one was a good one.
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Top ten signs a police partner needs a vacation
December 8th, 2005  
xander
 
 
haha good one
December 8th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
Best ones yet. I think he'd look good in a collar but lose the vest.
December 8th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
great stuff
November 11th, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 
Bump... for luis.
November 11th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's pretty good
November 12th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
That's great!! LOL