Top Ten Signs Paula Abdul Needs A Vacation

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Top Ten Signs Paula Abdul Needs A Vacation


Calls every contestant "Sanjaya"

Last night during a performance, curled up on the stage like a kitty

Begins every sentence with, "This may be the gin talking"

Simon chews his pen, she eats them like pretzel rods

After a song, she asks to buy a vowel

All she talks about is Late Show Magician Week starting May 5th!

She and five imaginary friends are planning to rob Mick Jagger

Barely has the energy to mix prescriptions

Hasn't seduced a contestant in weeks

Amy Winehouse called her and said, "Dude, you're nuts"
 
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