Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Is A Changed Woman

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10 -She's seriously thinking about the idea of possibly looking for a job
9 - Has learned the names of nearly half her servants
8 - Has a new catch phrase: "That's unseasonable"
7 - No more pretending to be sober, now pretending to be religious
6 - Proceeds from future sex videos go to the Boys and Girls Clubs of America
5 - Has started dating Shecky
4 - Devoting all free time to tracking down Bin Laden
3 - Instead of putting out sub-par music and cheesy movies, she'll be putting out cheesy music and sub-par movies
2 - Constantly asking herself, "What would Paula Abdul do?"
1 - Well, she's wearing underpants
 
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