Top Ten Signs New Yorkers Are Getting Too Fat

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Top Ten Signs New Yorkers Are Getting Too Fat


Elevators have a maximum occupancy of one

The Statue of Liberty is now holding a cupcake

Drivers license photos larger to include all chins

Broadway's Shubert Alley renamed Kirstie Alley

Robotic voice in the subway says, "Stand clear of the closing doors, lardass"

Thousands of "potholes" are actually footprints in the pavement

97% of ATM passwords are either "fudge" or "bacon"

People becoming Yankees fans just for the slimming pinstripes

Most popular store: Gap For Tubby Dudes

New Yorkers are winded after giving the finger
 
Team Infidel said:
Top Ten Signs New Yorkers Are Getting Too Fat


Elevators have a maximum occupancy of one

The Statue of Liberty is now holding a cupcake

Drivers license photos larger to include all chins

Broadway's Shubert Alley renamed Kirstie Alley

Robotic voice in the subway says, "Stand clear of the closing doors, lardass"

Thousands of "potholes" are actually footprints in the pavement

97% of ATM passwords are either "fudge" or "bacon"

People becoming Yankees fans just for the slimming pinstripes

Most popular store: Gap For Tubby Dudes

New Yorkers are winded after giving the finger
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HEH, HEH, Its all true too! Of course one just needs to try the restaurant scene in NYC as an explanation of why we are alittle rounder.
 
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