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Top Ten Signs New Yorkers Are Getting Too Fat
Elevators have a maximum occupancy of one
The Statue of Liberty is now holding a cupcake
Drivers license photos larger to include all chins
Broadway's Shubert Alley renamed Kirstie Alley
Robotic voice in the subway says, "Stand clear of the closing doors, lardass"
Thousands of "potholes" are actually footprints in the pavement
97% of ATM passwords are either "fudge" or "bacon"
People becoming Yankees fans just for the slimming pinstripes
Most popular store: Gap For Tubby Dudes
New Yorkers are winded after giving the finger
Elevators have a maximum occupancy of one
The Statue of Liberty is now holding a cupcake
Drivers license photos larger to include all chins
Broadway's Shubert Alley renamed Kirstie Alley
Robotic voice in the subway says, "Stand clear of the closing doors, lardass"
Thousands of "potholes" are actually footprints in the pavement
97% of ATM passwords are either "fudge" or "bacon"
People becoming Yankees fans just for the slimming pinstripes
Most popular store: Gap For Tubby Dudes
New Yorkers are winded after giving the finger