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Top Ten Signs an NBA Game Is Fixed
Game begins 20 minutes before visiting team arrives
Tip-off always goes to the player with the largest salary
At the end of the first quarter, the score is 179 to 2
Missed three-pointers count for two points if they're "pretty close"
One of the Laker Girls looks suspiciously like Pete Rose
Whenever he's open, referee takes a shot
Scoreboard has disclaimer: "All Scores Approximate"
The team loses even though it led in points, delegates and the popular vote
Jack Nicholson scores 25 points from his seat
The Knicks win
Game begins 20 minutes before visiting team arrives
Tip-off always goes to the player with the largest salary
At the end of the first quarter, the score is 179 to 2
Missed three-pointers count for two points if they're "pretty close"
One of the Laker Girls looks suspiciously like Pete Rose
Whenever he's open, referee takes a shot
Scoreboard has disclaimer: "All Scores Approximate"
The team loses even though it led in points, delegates and the popular vote
Jack Nicholson scores 25 points from his seat
The Knicks win
