Team Infidel
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Canceled tomorrow's campaign appearances so he doesn't miss "Lost"
Spent the afternoon roughing up Romney supporters
Last night, he blew half campaign war chest playing internet poker
Already working on his 2012 re-election strategy
Plans to campaign for the next three days in "Vodkachusetts"
Recently told voter "Keep that ugly ass baby away from me"
Now refers to Mike Huckabee as "Mike Suckabee"
Has started yelling, "Bingo!" when he doesn't even have bingo (come on, folks, he's old!)
Renamed his campaign bus the "Bite Me Express"
Went to Mexico with Jessica Simpson
Spent the afternoon roughing up Romney supporters
Last night, he blew half campaign war chest playing internet poker
Already working on his 2012 re-election strategy
Plans to campaign for the next three days in "Vodkachusetts"
Recently told voter "Keep that ugly ass baby away from me"
Now refers to Mike Huckabee as "Mike Suckabee"
Has started yelling, "Bingo!" when he doesn't even have bingo (come on, folks, he's old!)
Renamed his campaign bus the "Bite Me Express"
Went to Mexico with Jessica Simpson
