Team Infidel
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Top Ten Signs It's Time For Kim Jong-Il To Retire
Recently spent 11 hours interrogating a coat rack
Instead of "dear leader" now insists on being called "Petey"
Hasn't stopped sobbing since Susan Boyle lost
Plans to spend summer following Coldplay
Eager to appear in new reality show, "I'm a murderous dictator...get me out of here!"
Hardly ever updates his erotic blog
Spends all day watching classic episodes of "Miami Vice" on Hulu
Hinting he wants to play quarterback for the Vikings
Republic already named his successor, Conan Jong-il
Having trouble getting his missile off the ground, if you know what I'm sayin'
Recently spent 11 hours interrogating a coat rack
Instead of "dear leader" now insists on being called "Petey"
Hasn't stopped sobbing since Susan Boyle lost
Plans to spend summer following Coldplay
Eager to appear in new reality show, "I'm a murderous dictator...get me out of here!"
Hardly ever updates his erotic blog
Spends all day watching classic episodes of "Miami Vice" on Hulu
Hinting he wants to play quarterback for the Vikings
Republic already named his successor, Conan Jong-il
Having trouble getting his missile off the ground, if you know what I'm sayin'
