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10. Already selected her victory paintsuit
9. Canceled today's campaign appearances; Went to see "Good Luck Chuck"
8. Spent most of the last debate listening to her iPod -- just a reminder: The new iPod Touch is now in stock at your local Apple store
7. Hired Faith Hill to beat up women who've hit on Bill
6. Assembled a Las Vegas crew to steal her football memorabilia
5. Calling Giuliani during speeches to say she loves him
4. Already issuing memos about putting White House toilet seats down -- the ladies know what I'm talking about!
3. Responds to difficult questions with, "Oh no you didn't!"
2. Greeted Obama yesterday by saying, "Wanna be my *****?"
1. Told Bill he can start dating again
9. Canceled today's campaign appearances; Went to see "Good Luck Chuck"
8. Spent most of the last debate listening to her iPod -- just a reminder: The new iPod Touch is now in stock at your local Apple store
7. Hired Faith Hill to beat up women who've hit on Bill
6. Assembled a Las Vegas crew to steal her football memorabilia
5. Calling Giuliani during speeches to say she loves him
4. Already issuing memos about putting White House toilet seats down -- the ladies know what I'm talking about!
3. Responds to difficult questions with, "Oh no you didn't!"
2. Greeted Obama yesterday by saying, "Wanna be my *****?"
1. Told Bill he can start dating again
