Team Infidel
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Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Travel Agent
Hotel stay is six days and two nights
Accepts payment in the form of personal check, credit card or freshly harvested kidneys
Won't let you go on vacation for more than a week because he'll miss you
When you're in New York, he recommends you see a taping of "The Late Show"
Instead of the Ritz, you're staying at the Ratz -- hi-oooo
Your "plane ticket" is a post-it note with the handwritten message "Please admit one to the airplane"
You have a layover at Laguardia Airport...an 8 day layover
No number 3 -- writer on vacation
Forget the restroom -- you're riding in a JetBlue wheel well
Asks you to deliver a brown paper bag to a guy named Nikoli
Hotel stay is six days and two nights
Accepts payment in the form of personal check, credit card or freshly harvested kidneys
Won't let you go on vacation for more than a week because he'll miss you
When you're in New York, he recommends you see a taping of "The Late Show"
Instead of the Ritz, you're staying at the Ratz -- hi-oooo
Your "plane ticket" is a post-it note with the handwritten message "Please admit one to the airplane"
You have a layover at Laguardia Airport...an 8 day layover
No number 3 -- writer on vacation
Forget the restroom -- you're riding in a JetBlue wheel well
Asks you to deliver a brown paper bag to a guy named Nikoli
