Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Commencement Speaker

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Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Commencement Speaker


The entire speech is "Testing 1, 2, 3...testing"

He's wearing a cap, but no gown -- boing!

Only bit of wisdom: "There's a white Ford Taurus with its lights on"

His introduction: "And now, the equipment manager for your Memphis Grizzlies..."

The repeated references to how delicious grape jelly is

Halfway through the speech he chokes on his tassel

He leaves early to beat the traffic

Angrily denounces so-called "book-learnin'"

Thanks to the honorary degree, he's now Dr. Hasselhoff

It's Oprah, But it's not the Oprah
 
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