Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Valentine's Day




 
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Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Valentine's Day
 
February 19th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Valentine's Day


Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Valentine's Day
Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Valentine's Day


You got a ticket to Hawaii. Unfortunately, it's a bus ticket

There was hanky, but no panky

It was just you, your date, and his parole officer

Only person you saw naked was your mother-in-law

You found out your date "Sherry" was really "Gary"

Night ended with you vomiting in a Red Lobster parking lot

Instead of cupid, you were shot by a Latin King as a part of a gang initiation

Somehow you ended up in a Mexican prison

During a moment of candelit passion, your hairpiece caught fire

When your dinner came out, so did your husband
February 19th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Bonus: Your name is Sevens.


Nice list.
February 19th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
aww Sevens what happened?
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Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Valentine's Day
February 19th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by the_13th_redneck
aww Sevens what happened?

Nothing. Exactly nothing. Just like every year. But on the bright side, all of my happily married/engaged/dating friends didn't show up/call to brag about how happy they are and tell me all about the great gifts they got from/for their honeys.......
February 19th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
That sucks... I know how that used to feel like.
It stopped bothering me in the Marines... then you don't need a relationship.
February 19th, 2008  
justin1552
 
 
Yeah, all you need is your rifle named Sue, and an MRE. Jk Jk....
February 20th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
Good one, TI!
 


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