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Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Valentine's Day
You got a ticket to Hawaii. Unfortunately, it's a bus ticket
There was hanky, but no panky
It was just you, your date, and his parole officer
Only person you saw naked was your mother-in-law
You found out your date "Sherry" was really "Gary"
Night ended with you vomiting in a Red Lobster parking lot
Instead of cupid, you were shot by a Latin King as a part of a gang initiation
Somehow you ended up in a Mexican prison
During a moment of candelit passion, your hairpiece caught fire
When your dinner came out, so did your husband
You got a ticket to Hawaii. Unfortunately, it's a bus ticket
There was hanky, but no panky
It was just you, your date, and his parole officer
Only person you saw naked was your mother-in-law
You found out your date "Sherry" was really "Gary"
Night ended with you vomiting in a Red Lobster parking lot
Instead of cupid, you were shot by a Latin King as a part of a gang initiation
Somehow you ended up in a Mexican prison
During a moment of candelit passion, your hairpiece caught fire
When your dinner came out, so did your husband
