Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You

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You turn on television and see a live feed of your shower

While you're ordering pizza, mysterious voice on the phone tells you to forget the mushrooms

There's been an ice cream truck parked outside your house for 9 months

Your dog has an antenna

You came home early and found an agent dusting your wife for prints

Your cat has an antenna

After eating a falafel, your name was added to the "Do Not Fly" list

Drudge Report features exclusive news about your breakfast

CIA director Hayden calls and says, "Judging by these surveillance photos, you should get that thing on your ass looked at"

During State of the Union, President suggests you to ask your doctor about Levitra
 
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