Top Ten Senior Citizen Pick-Up Lines

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10 -"Wanna swap teeth?"
9 -"Are you a model, or were you one during the Truman administration?"
8 -"Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?"
7 -"What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?"
6 -"Much like high sodium foods, you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!"
5 -"Excuse me while I slip into something orthopedic"
4 -"How'd you like to be in my will?"
3 -"Wanna see my cane?"
2 -"My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened"
1 -"Hi, I'm Dave Letterman"
 
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