Top Ten Reasons To Watch The New Season Of "Battlestar Galactica"

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Top Ten Reasons To Watch The New Season Of "Battlestar Galactica"


"In the dramatic season opening episode, we save 15% by switching our insurance to Geico"

"You'll find out what's in the hatch and who gets off the island -- crap, wrong show"

"My character creates a line of "Honey Roasted Space Nuts"

"What else are you gonna do, read a book?"

"There's a good chance you'll see me naked"

"There's a good chance you'll see me naked"

"New FTL drives will allow the Colonial fleet to better adjust to gravitational variations and achieve maximum superluminal travel to outrun the pursuing Cylon basestars -- I don't know what the hell I'm talking about"

"We engage in a life-and-death battle against evil robots...You know, same s*** as last year"

"I take on the most challenging task of my political career -- doing a lame Top Ten list on a third rate talk show"

"Watch me lead us into war against the Cylons without an exit strategy"
 
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