Peddler
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Top Ten Good Things About Being A Late Show Audience Member
10. During commercials, Dave lets you pet his monkey
9. The convenience of parking in midtown for only $20 an hour
8. Get to see what the show is like before they edit out deadly silence
7. Great chance to catch up on your sleep
6. Nothing
5. Thanks to audience discount, you can get a Late Show t-shirt for just 50 bucks
4. Late Show? I thought this was "Jersey Boys"
3. In person, Dave is the spitting image of the late Buddy Ebsen
2. Security guards know just how I like to be frisked
1. It's like jury duty -- when you're done, you don't have to go again for three years
10. During commercials, Dave lets you pet his monkey
9. The convenience of parking in midtown for only $20 an hour
8. Get to see what the show is like before they edit out deadly silence
7. Great chance to catch up on your sleep
6. Nothing
5. Thanks to audience discount, you can get a Late Show t-shirt for just 50 bucks
4. Late Show? I thought this was "Jersey Boys"
3. In person, Dave is the spitting image of the late Buddy Ebsen
2. Security guards know just how I like to be frisked
1. It's like jury duty -- when you're done, you don't have to go again for three years
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