Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
Harsh midwest weather was murder on his split ends
Wants to devote more time to rap persona P. MItty
Polls show public doesn't want a president who looks like a casino greeter
Just couldn't compete with the Ron Paul juggernaut
Unveiling a new line of honey-roasted Romnuts
That bastard Zogby had it in for him
Apparently America is not ready for a white male president
No number 3 -- writer suffering from Mitt withdrawal
There was that little problem of nobody voting for him
Lost all of his money betting on the Patriots
Wants to devote more time to rap persona P. MItty
Polls show public doesn't want a president who looks like a casino greeter
Just couldn't compete with the Ron Paul juggernaut
Unveiling a new line of honey-roasted Romnuts
That bastard Zogby had it in for him
Apparently America is not ready for a white male president
No number 3 -- writer suffering from Mitt withdrawal
There was that little problem of nobody voting for him
Lost all of his money betting on the Patriots
