Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
Top Ten Reasons I Look Forward To Mother's Day presented by Dave's Mom
"I pay a neighbor kid to pretend he's my son and we get 10% off at IHOP"
"Sunday means just one more day 'til 'The Hills'"
"Go to see that Harold and Kumar movie"
"Unlike other mothers, I don't have to worry about receiving big, cumbersome gifts in the mail"
"Illegal fireworks"
"I look forward to Sunday because '60 Minutes' makes me feel young"
"Can finally get my pulse back to normal after that thrill ride that was Late Show Magician Week"
"All the kindness helps me forget I'm being gouged at the pump by those damn oil companies"
"It's not Thanksgiving, but that doesn't mean you can't shoot a turkey"
"Wow, it's Mother's Day? I'm still hurting from Cinco de Mayo"
"I pay a neighbor kid to pretend he's my son and we get 10% off at IHOP"
"Sunday means just one more day 'til 'The Hills'"
"Go to see that Harold and Kumar movie"
"Unlike other mothers, I don't have to worry about receiving big, cumbersome gifts in the mail"
"Illegal fireworks"
"I look forward to Sunday because '60 Minutes' makes me feel young"
"Can finally get my pulse back to normal after that thrill ride that was Late Show Magician Week"
"All the kindness helps me forget I'm being gouged at the pump by those damn oil companies"
"It's not Thanksgiving, but that doesn't mean you can't shoot a turkey"
"Wow, it's Mother's Day? I'm still hurting from Cinco de Mayo"
