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Top Ten Reasons Joe Torre Quit
10 Yankees wanted to pay him in Radio Shack gift certificates
9 Got caught stealing Rosin bags
8 Joining cast of the Broadway musical "Legally Blonde"
7 Wants to manage a winning team like the Colorado Whatever-Their-Name-Is
6 Couldn't bear the grind of sitting on his ass watching baseball another second
5 Looking to focus on managing his fantasy baseball team
4 Wants to go someplace more peaceful -- like Fallujah
3 5 million dollars a year -- how's the man supposed to live?
2 Doesn't want to be working when he's 90, like Letterman
1 Even Yogi Berra told him, "It's over"
10 Yankees wanted to pay him in Radio Shack gift certificates
9 Got caught stealing Rosin bags
8 Joining cast of the Broadway musical "Legally Blonde"
7 Wants to manage a winning team like the Colorado Whatever-Their-Name-Is
6 Couldn't bear the grind of sitting on his ass watching baseball another second
5 Looking to focus on managing his fantasy baseball team
4 Wants to go someplace more peaceful -- like Fallujah
3 5 million dollars a year -- how's the man supposed to live?
2 Doesn't want to be working when he's 90, like Letterman
1 Even Yogi Berra told him, "It's over"
