Top Ten Reasons Arlen Specter Switched Parties

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Top Ten Reasons Arlen Specter Switched Parties


Heard the Democratic lounge's vending machine had Nutrageous bars

When Barack smiles at you, the room just starts spinning

GOP wouldn't give him the day off to attend Heidi and Spencer's wedding

Wanted free video iPod from Obama

Same reason 10 million other Republicans switched parties last November

Uhh, pirates?

No #4 -- writer frightened by Air Force One fly-by

It was buried in the fine print when he switched cable providers

Wanted to hang out with a new group of white guys

Well, why wouldn't someone want to be associated with Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney?
 
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