Top Ten Ralph Nader Campaign Promises




 
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Top Ten Ralph Nader Campaign Promises
 
February 27th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Ralph Nader Campaign Promises


Top Ten Ralph Nader Campaign Promises
Top Ten Ralph Nader Campaign Promises

Fund universal health care by making Wesley Snipes pay his taxes

Give the presidency a rumpled, Walter Matthau quality

The freezing over of Hell should solve our global warming crisis

Get those people off that island in "Lost"

Send Gary Busey in to annoy and confuse our enemies

Can fill out a pantsuit better than Hillary

Will hover in polls between 1% and "Statistically Insignificant"

Force Starbucks to identify their sizes "Small," "Medium," and "Large" -- am I right people?

Will not sleep with lobbyists, or for that matter anyone else

Get Bush re-elected like in 2000
February 27th, 2008  
The Other Guy
 
 
yep that's about right...
February 27th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
How funny.
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Top Ten Ralph Nader Campaign Promises
February 28th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
What the hell's up with the starbucks sizes anyway?
February 29th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
Pretty good!
 


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