Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex In A McDonald's

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Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex In A McDonald's

Should I take her someplace more romantic like Applebee's?

Am I going to get "The McClap"?

Should we just stay in the car and have sex in the drive-thru?

The rats won't mind, will they?

Would she rather have had a 'Whopper'?

Is this what my dad meant when he said, "Go get a job at McDonald's"?

Should I add fries and a soda for an extra 99 cents?

Can I tell my wife I was just getting a 'Happy Meal'?

Should I see a psychiatrist?

Is this going to hurt my wife's presidential campaign?
 
Hey TI, can you look for the news article to go with your future posts so we can read about what really happened as well?
 
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