Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Flying The Naked Airline

[Team Infidel]

What if my tray table isn't the only thing in an upright position?

Are the seats taken out and incinerated after each flight?

Would it be cheaper to take the naked Greyhound Bus?

Is the coffee served in a spill-proof cup?

I thought you said, 'cockpit'

Is this what the Wright Brothers had in mind?

Hey, isn't that Matthew McConaughey?

Where do I keep my passport?

Is this really the kind of flight I should be taking with mom?

Do I really want people handling my baggage?

 

[Sevens]

Well here's a list everyone should keep handy......LOL