Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Marrying Michael Jackson

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10. "Are OJ Simpson, Phil Spector and Robert Blake spoken for?"
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9. "Does the hyperbaric chamber fit two?"
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8. "Technically, is Michael the bride or the groom?"
7. "Is the best man a llama?"
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6. "Will it bother me when he uses my make-up?"
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5. "If I do this, which one of us will people call 'the crazy one'?"
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4. "Can I put up with being a 'football widow' during the NFL season?"
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3. "What would Liza Minnelli do?"
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2. "Will he let me raise our monkeys Jewish?"
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"How long can I put off consummating this thing?"
 
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