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Top Ten New England Patriots Excuses
What? It's best-of-seven
Too much pre-game chowder
Since when is that dude allowed to catch a ball with his head?!
Terrified by that Fox football robot
Everything was fine til' Dr. Phil decided to straighten us out
Should have campaigned harder in Florida
Entire team stayed up late that night before watching Hannah Montana concert movie
Exhausted after spending hours consoling a weepy Terrell Owens
Thought game was supposed to be played on Super Tuesday
Airline lost our 'roids
What? It's best-of-seven
Too much pre-game chowder
Since when is that dude allowed to catch a ball with his head?!
Terrified by that Fox football robot
Everything was fine til' Dr. Phil decided to straighten us out
Should have campaigned harder in Florida
Entire team stayed up late that night before watching Hannah Montana concert movie
Exhausted after spending hours consoling a weepy Terrell Owens
Thought game was supposed to be played on Super Tuesday
Airline lost our 'roids
