Team Infidel
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Top Ten NASA Excuses
Didn't think it was a big deal
We would like to visit these aliens but gas is so damn expensive
Too much Tang
Been sort of preoccupied with this giant asteroid that's headed toward Earth
We were waiting to reveal it on a very special episode of "The Tyra Banks Show"
Hey chillax, bro
No number 4 -- writer abducted by aliens
Too upset to talk after what happened to Pluto
Busy trying to confirm evidence of A-Rod/Madonna sex video
Our leader isn't as bright as their leader
Didn't think it was a big deal
We would like to visit these aliens but gas is so damn expensive
Too much Tang
Been sort of preoccupied with this giant asteroid that's headed toward Earth
We were waiting to reveal it on a very special episode of "The Tyra Banks Show"
Hey chillax, bro
No number 4 -- writer abducted by aliens
Too upset to talk after what happened to Pluto
Busy trying to confirm evidence of A-Rod/Madonna sex video
Our leader isn't as bright as their leader
