Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
Judgment was impaired by playing with lead-based Chinese toys
I was training the dogs to...uhhhhhh...get Osama
Always wanted to be quarterback for a prison team, like in 'The Longest Yard'
Steroids made me all crazy
Eddie Brill told me I needed something big to close on
Oh like you've never run an illegal dogfighting ring
Thought I could get out of it by buying Kobe Bryant's wife a diamond
Fights weren't worse than what you see on 'The View'"
