Top Ten Michael Vick Excuses




 
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Top Ten Michael Vick Excuses
 
August 22nd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Michael Vick Excuses


Top Ten Michael Vick Excuses
House came with a dogfighting pit, and it seemed like a shame to waste it

Wanted to distract the public from crooked NBA referees and cheating baseball players

Judgment was impaired by playing with lead-based Chinese toys

I was training the dogs to...uhhhhhh...get Osama

Always wanted to be quarterback for a prison team, like in 'The Longest Yard'

Steroids made me all crazy

Eddie Brill told me I needed something big to close on

Oh like you've never run an illegal dogfighting ring

Thought I could get out of it by buying Kobe Bryant's wife a diamond

Fights weren't worse than what you see on 'The View'"
August 22nd, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
haha.....
August 23rd, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
"Judgment was impaired by playing with lead-based Chinese toys"



I love it! hahahahaha
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Top Ten Michael Vick Excuses
 


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