Top Ten Michael Phelps Excuses

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Top Ten Michael Phelps Excuses


Anxious to rid myself of those bothersome billion-dollar endorsements

Too much chlorine

Uh... I thought it was chapstick?

Asked myself, "What would Chong do?"

Uh... glaucoma?

It's my last chance to goof off before I have to settle down and get a real swimming job

Uh... I got bitten by a groundhog?

Chillax, Broseph

Was doing research for upcoming film "Michael and Kumar Go To the Olympics"

Huh?
 
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