Top Ten Messages On Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Answering Machine

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Top Ten Messages On Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Answering Machine


What kind of dictator only gets 63% of the vote?

I voted for you, now where is that goat you promised me?

Dude, where'd you get that sweet tan windbreaker?

It's Kim Jong-Il. Congratulations. See you at Khaddafi's for Thursday night's Texas Hold'em

Hey Mahmoud, hey Mad dog. Can the Yankees win with that bullpen?

Sorry, wrong number -- I was looking for Maxine Ahmadinejad

It's Jeb Bush. Those crooked voting machines arrive on time?

Osama here. My cable's out -- can I come over to watch "Gossip Girl"?

According to exit polls, soccer moms thought your beard was H-O-T hot

It's Dubya. Congratulations on winning the election in whatever country you're in
 
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