Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
Top Ten Messages Left On The Pregnant Man's Answering Machine
"I thought you said you were using protection"
"It's Angelina Jolie. I'd like to adopt the baby"
"This is your wife -- can I borrow your Gillette Mach 3 razor?"
"It's Maury. I'd love to test to see if you're the mother and/or the father"
"Ralph Nader here. I've had sex with myself for years and never got pregnant"
"It's Maury. Again, seriously, how fast can you get here?"
No number 4 -- writer still stuck on JetBlue flight -- what's it been, like a year?
"Michael Moore here. People ask me if I'm pregnant too"
"This is Dr. Phil. We should talk"
"Michael Jackson here -- just wanted to reach out to another androgynous freak show"
"I thought you said you were using protection"
"It's Angelina Jolie. I'd like to adopt the baby"
"This is your wife -- can I borrow your Gillette Mach 3 razor?"
"It's Maury. I'd love to test to see if you're the mother and/or the father"
"Ralph Nader here. I've had sex with myself for years and never got pregnant"
"It's Maury. Again, seriously, how fast can you get here?"
No number 4 -- writer still stuck on JetBlue flight -- what's it been, like a year?
"Michael Moore here. People ask me if I'm pregnant too"
"This is Dr. Phil. We should talk"
"Michael Jackson here -- just wanted to reach out to another androgynous freak show"
