Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
Top Ten Messages Left on Barack Obama's Answering Machine
"It's Eliot Spitzer - let's get some girls and celebrate!"
"John McCain here, I...crap, I forgot why I called"
"This is Al Gore, don't make the same mistake I did and win the popular vote"
"It's John McCain again. What is this some kind of machine that answers the phone?"
"This is John Kerry; are you interested in a subscription to 'Sports Illustrated'?"
"You've just made a powerful enemy of The Pantsuit Manufacturers of America"
"It's Randy Jackson. Your last speech? Little pitchy, dawg"
No number 3 - writer stuck on plane with Scott McClellan
"Hillary calling; I'm still prepared to offer you the Vice President position"
"Oprah here; I helped you get the nomination now will you help me get rid of Dr. Phil"
"It's Eliot Spitzer - let's get some girls and celebrate!"
"John McCain here, I...crap, I forgot why I called"
"This is Al Gore, don't make the same mistake I did and win the popular vote"
"It's John McCain again. What is this some kind of machine that answers the phone?"
"This is John Kerry; are you interested in a subscription to 'Sports Illustrated'?"
"You've just made a powerful enemy of The Pantsuit Manufacturers of America"
"It's Randy Jackson. Your last speech? Little pitchy, dawg"
No number 3 - writer stuck on plane with Scott McClellan
"Hillary calling; I'm still prepared to offer you the Vice President position"
"Oprah here; I helped you get the nomination now will you help me get rid of Dr. Phil"
