Team Infidel
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Top Ten Messages on Dick Cheney's Answering Machine
"Was waterboarding just an excuse for you to see hot, soaking wet dudes?"
"You feelin' okay?"
"Hey, it's Rumsfeld -- do you think anyone knows about us?"
"Is your Tony Awards party still on for Sunday?"
"This is Blockbuster. Your copy of 'The Good, The Bad and The Oily' is nine days late"
"Loved the window treatments in your secret bunker"
"Hi, this is Kevin. How'd you like a heart attack you'll never forget?"
"Thanks for condoning same-sex marriage, but could you do it without the sneer?"
"Senator Larry Craig here. I knew it..."
"Hi, I'm looking for Dick"
"Was waterboarding just an excuse for you to see hot, soaking wet dudes?"
"You feelin' okay?"
"Hey, it's Rumsfeld -- do you think anyone knows about us?"
"Is your Tony Awards party still on for Sunday?"
"This is Blockbuster. Your copy of 'The Good, The Bad and The Oily' is nine days late"
"Loved the window treatments in your secret bunker"
"Hi, this is Kevin. How'd you like a heart attack you'll never forget?"
"Thanks for condoning same-sex marriage, but could you do it without the sneer?"
"Senator Larry Craig here. I knew it..."
"Hi, I'm looking for Dick"
