Top Ten JetBlue Excuses

[Team Infidel]

http://gothamist.com/2008/05/13/man_claims_jet.php
Man Claims Jet Blue Made Him Sit in Airplane Lavatory for Hours

Top Ten JetBlue Excuses

Pilot's judgement was impaired from long day of drinking

Passenger never requested a non-lavatory seat

It wasn't just any toilet -- it was our exclusive "Admiral's Toilet"

That thar seat-countin' is hard

It was either there or the overhead compartment

If we didn't lock him in the bathroom, he probably would have complained about that!

Any publicity is good publicity, right?

We thought he was the Federal Toilet Marshall

C'mon, it's still better than Amtrak

Honestly, we assumed the plane would never take off

 

[Sevens]

Nice! And thanks for the link to the story. Makes it even funnier.

 

[tomtom22]

Hahahahaha!!!

 

[JulesLee]

lolol story is funny too lawl

 

[A Can of Man]

Yep, take it out on the foreign guy.
What a serious lack of professionalism. You give the seat to the passenger even if a flight attendant has to STAND the whole damned way.

 

[justin1552]

Yep. Customers first.