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Top Ten Jerry Lewis Excuses
"Rehearsing for my new film 'The Nutty Terrorist'"
"Haven't been myself since Lindsay Lohan went lesbian"
"I'm Batman"
"No shampoo on planes I understand, but guns? What is this, Damascus?"
"Was whacked out on some stuff I got from Amy Winehouse"
"Confused myself with Jerry Lee Lewis"
"How else do I open those airline peanuts?" Still a reference, people
"I was told this was a roast"
"Just found out I'd been seated next to Andy Dick"
"Sorry, I thought I put the gun in my schlamaaaaaaven"
"Rehearsing for my new film 'The Nutty Terrorist'"
"Haven't been myself since Lindsay Lohan went lesbian"
"I'm Batman"
"No shampoo on planes I understand, but guns? What is this, Damascus?"
"Was whacked out on some stuff I got from Amy Winehouse"
"Confused myself with Jerry Lee Lewis"
"How else do I open those airline peanuts?" Still a reference, people
"I was told this was a roast"
"Just found out I'd been seated next to Andy Dick"
"Sorry, I thought I put the gun in my schlamaaaaaaven"
