Top Ten Highlights Of The Dick Cheney/Joe Biden Meeting

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Top Ten Highlights Of The Dick Cheney/Joe Biden Meeting

Cheney barred the door and yelled, "You'll never take me alive"

It was 3 hours of Guitar Hero

Biden gave Cheney the number for his hair plug guy

Enjoyed a nice lunch interrupted by two shotgun blasts and a heart attack

Lynne Cheney blinking out in Morse code -- "Help me. Help me. Help me."

Cheney had to leave early to get Bush's head unstuck from a microwave oven

Had a heart attack during a heart attack

They agreed the "Late Show Fun Facts" book may just be the thing to bring this country together

For about 20 minutes, Cheney's pacemaker got HBO

Upon seeing Biden, Cheney muttered, "I was hoping for the Alaskan broad"
 
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