Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
Top Ten Good Things About Being Named James Bond
"I've made a fortune selling autographed crap on eBay"
"I have amazing gadgets, like a clock that's also a radio"
"Lots of admiring looks when they call my table at T.G.I. Friday's"
"At the movie theater, I get a free squirt of chemical butter"
"Once I received a $5,000 residual check that should have gone to Pierce Brosnan"
"Calling my boss 'M' instead of Mr. Glickstein"
"When my brother says, 'Bond, Fred Bond,' he just looks like a jerk"
"Always gets a laugh when I order my Jamba Juice 'shaken, not stirred'"
"Halle Berry once accidentally slept with me"
"President Bush keeps calling me about capturing Bin Laden"
"I've made a fortune selling autographed crap on eBay"
"I have amazing gadgets, like a clock that's also a radio"
"Lots of admiring looks when they call my table at T.G.I. Friday's"
"At the movie theater, I get a free squirt of chemical butter"
"Once I received a $5,000 residual check that should have gone to Pierce Brosnan"
"Calling my boss 'M' instead of Mr. Glickstein"
"When my brother says, 'Bond, Fred Bond,' he just looks like a jerk"
"Always gets a laugh when I order my Jamba Juice 'shaken, not stirred'"
"Halle Berry once accidentally slept with me"
"President Bush keeps calling me about capturing Bin Laden"
