Top Ten Good Things About Marrying Into the Bush Family

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10 - Great deals on Fallujah honeymoon
9 - You'll inherit President Bush's extensive collection of Chuck Norris memorabilia
8 - It's a good bet the wedding reception will have an open bar
7 - Might see Cheney shoot an old guy-- still a reference, folks
6 - Learning from grandma Barbara how to spit chaw
5- Every Wednesday is Taco Night
4 - What could be more fascinating than learning what makes Jeb tick?
3 - If half the family hates you, you still have better approval rating that George Bush
2 - W. can lend you the "Mission Accomplished" banner to put up in the bedroom
1 - Little chance you'll be the dumbest guy in the family
 
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