Top Ten George W. Bush Ideas For Stimulating the Economy

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Send troops to invade U.S. Mint

Oprah gives everybody a new car

Turn Grand Canyon into a giant national "Have a penny, leave a penny" jar

Cheney threatens to shoot treasury secretary in the face

Plans to fix economy in third term

Replace Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke with briefcase babes from "Deal or No Deal"

Send elite team of economists to rob Mick Jagger's apartment

Ahhh -- somebody help...Cloverfield monster...Run for your lives!

Maybe not spending a billion dollars a month in Iraq?

Forget the economy -- why doesn't someone try stimulating Condoleezza?
 
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