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Top Ten Features Of The Rejected $700 Billion Bailout
First 500 billion comes from Regis
If this bailout fails, promise of another $700 billion bailout to bailout the bailout
To give Americans a break, this week gas is being lowered to 9 bucks a gallon
For $20 you can bail yourself out with the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available now!
A billion dollars to rebuild the Mets bullpen
Instead of securities, they're now called "insecurities." Hey, you've been great. Enjoy Richard Lewis
For some reason, Haliburton gets $500 billion
No number 3 -- economy so bad writer sold computer
Everything west of the Mississippi will be sold to China
President Bush must send every American a "Sorry I'm a dumbass" card
First 500 billion comes from Regis
If this bailout fails, promise of another $700 billion bailout to bailout the bailout
To give Americans a break, this week gas is being lowered to 9 bucks a gallon
For $20 you can bail yourself out with the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available now!
A billion dollars to rebuild the Mets bullpen
Instead of securities, they're now called "insecurities." Hey, you've been great. Enjoy Richard Lewis
For some reason, Haliburton gets $500 billion
No number 3 -- economy so bad writer sold computer
Everything west of the Mississippi will be sold to China
President Bush must send every American a "Sorry I'm a dumbass" card
