Top Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table




 
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Top Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table
 
April 4th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table


Top Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table
Top Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table

Got all worked up after looking through the IKEA catalog

C'mon, did you see that picnic table?

I was refinishing it and things just got out of hand

Just broke up with the pool table and didn't want to be alone

If you're gonna arrest every man who's had sex with a picnic table, you're gonna have to build a hell of a lot more prisons

Was curious if I could have sex with anything more flat and lifeless than my wife -- hiyooo!

Hey, a man has needs

My doctor said I have Restless Nuts Syndrome

It's not like I spent $4,000 for a hooker

Well, it was our anniversary
April 4th, 2008  
Peddler
 
 
lol.. that is just wrong
April 4th, 2008  
The Other Guy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
Top Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table


Well, it was our anniversary
That explains a lot...
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Top Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table
April 5th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
Was curious if I could have sex with anything more flat and lifeless than my wife -- hiyooo!

KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



July 4th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
Hahahaha!!!
 


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