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Top Ten Donald Trump Financial Tips
Only buy things that are essential, like golf courses and beauty pageants
When nobody's watching, I go into the 7-11 and stick my head under a soda nozzle
Save money by styling your own hair
Sell North Dakota to the Chinese
Double your money at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino, home of the loosest slots in Atlantic City
Panic
For tip number 4, simply send me $29.95
If all else fails, steal someone's identity
We're screwed
The fastest way to get rich: marry and divorce me
Only buy things that are essential, like golf courses and beauty pageants
When nobody's watching, I go into the 7-11 and stick my head under a soda nozzle
Save money by styling your own hair
Sell North Dakota to the Chinese
Double your money at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino, home of the loosest slots in Atlantic City
Panic
For tip number 4, simply send me $29.95
If all else fails, steal someone's identity
We're screwed
The fastest way to get rich: marry and divorce me
