Top Ten Democratic National Convention Pickup Lines

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Top Ten Democratic National Convention Pickup Lines

Wanna form a more perfect union?

Something's rising and it's not the national debt

I'm stiffer than John Kerry

Let's go someplace and release our delegates

Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?

I'll make you scream like Howard Dean

Now that's what I call a stimulus package

I'm gonna Barack your world

Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?

Hi, I'm John Edwards
 
Some of those were REALLY bad, but I missed the old top tens. We should pool together some milbucks to make a "Top Tens by Team Infidel" Category.
 
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