Top Ten Colorado Rockies Excuses

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Top Ten Colorado Rockies Excuses


10 "Even we've never heard of most of our players"

9 "Didn't want game 5 to preempt 'House""

8 "Relax, there's still a lot of baseball to be played"

7 "The curse of the Bambino?"

6 "At that altitude, the beer really knocks you on your ass"

5 No number 5 -- writer preparing to go on strike

4 "Turns out our 'flaxseed oil' really was flaxseed oil"

3 "O.J. stole the equipment!"

2 "Manager distracted by Joe Torre walking around with his resume"

1 "Forget us -- someone want to explain the Jets?"
 
1 "Forget us -- someone want to explain the Jets?"


The Jets? Or the Mets? LOL Funny!!!!
 
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