Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
10. "You try and perform after 8 margaritas"
9. "I haven't been myself since Phil Rizzuto died"
8. "Too much soup"
7. "I was distraught after reading General Petraeus's Iraq report"
6. "Fighting a nasty case of wig rash"
5. "How can people focus on this when Leona Helmsley left $12 million to a dog?"
4. "Eddie Brill said the audience was people from out-of-town"
3. "Uh... global warming"
2. "Preoccupied looking for my next husband"
1. "Wanted to get myself on Oprah like Dave"
9. "I haven't been myself since Phil Rizzuto died"
8. "Too much soup"
7. "I was distraught after reading General Petraeus's Iraq report"
6. "Fighting a nasty case of wig rash"
5. "How can people focus on this when Leona Helmsley left $12 million to a dog?"
4. "Eddie Brill said the audience was people from out-of-town"
3. "Uh... global warming"
2. "Preoccupied looking for my next husband"
1. "Wanted to get myself on Oprah like Dave"
