Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
Top Ten Answers To The Question "How Hot is it?"
"It's so hot, the Statue of Liberty is holding a Jamba Juice"
"It's so hot, President Bush fanned himself with unread intelligence memos"
"It's so hot, Scott McClellan has written a scathing book crticizing the sun"
"It's so hot, Exxon is charging $4 a gallon for ice"
"It's so hot, Iron Man's suit left grill marks on his ass"
"It's so hot, instead of being stuck on the runway, JetBlue flights were stuck to the runway" (it could happen, people!)
"It's so hot, Hillary Clinton announced she's running for President of Antarctica"
No number 3 - writer passed out from heat exhaustion
"It's so hot, guys are climbing the New York Times building just for the breeze"
"It's so hot, those sluts from 'Sex and the City' are sleeping with Ben & Jerry"
"It's so hot, the Statue of Liberty is holding a Jamba Juice"
"It's so hot, President Bush fanned himself with unread intelligence memos"
"It's so hot, Scott McClellan has written a scathing book crticizing the sun"
"It's so hot, Exxon is charging $4 a gallon for ice"
"It's so hot, Iron Man's suit left grill marks on his ass"
"It's so hot, instead of being stuck on the runway, JetBlue flights were stuck to the runway" (it could happen, people!)
"It's so hot, Hillary Clinton announced she's running for President of Antarctica"
No number 3 - writer passed out from heat exhaustion
"It's so hot, guys are climbing the New York Times building just for the breeze"
"It's so hot, those sluts from 'Sex and the City' are sleeping with Ben & Jerry"
