Top 10 Thoughts for 2007




 
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Top 10 Thoughts for 2007
 
December 15th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top 10 Thoughts for 2007


Top 10 Thoughts for 2007
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?
Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today:
"Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow".
December 15th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
lol...very good!!
December 15th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Those are good.
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Top 10 Thoughts for 2007
December 18th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahaha...nice..
December 18th, 2007  
boom_er1
 
 
Hey Team, my wife & I Laugh our a**es off. Good job.
 


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