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10) You refer to people your own age as 'kids today'.
9) Your college sweatshirt no longer fits over your gut.
8) You have more hair on your back than on your head.
7) You begin stories with the expression 'in my day ...'
6) You have to take naps.
5) You don't think that Bruce Spingsteen is that old ...
4) You have to take so much medication that you're on a first-name basis
with all the pharmacy clerks in town.
3) You think that Jerry Seinfeld is funny.
2) Your joints cracked so loudly when you got out of bed this morning that France surrendered again.
1) People your own age call you 'sir' and give you their seat on the bus.
9) Your college sweatshirt no longer fits over your gut.
8) You have more hair on your back than on your head.
7) You begin stories with the expression 'in my day ...'
6) You have to take naps.
5) You don't think that Bruce Spingsteen is that old ...
4) You have to take so much medication that you're on a first-name basis
with all the pharmacy clerks in town.
3) You think that Jerry Seinfeld is funny.
2) Your joints cracked so loudly when you got out of bed this morning that France surrendered again.
1) People your own age call you 'sir' and give you their seat on the bus.
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