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10. All-night viewings of the movie “3” followed by riding-lawnmower races in the backyard
9. Your dining room is now the largest slot car track in three states
8. You visit Pep Boys every day just to time how long it takes to rotate tires.
7. All your answers on Scrabble board are NASCAR related
6. You spend your free weekends installing 36 degree banking in your wife’s flower beds
5. Just for kicks, while giving your dog a haircut, you shave a “2” on his side.
4. Withholding your kid’s allowance until their bedroom has “passed tech.”
3. You spend a week creating a PowerPoint presentation titled, “How Kurt Busch won the NASCAR Nextel Cup championship.
2. For Christmas, you decorate your garage to look like victory lane at Daytona
1. You congratulate yourself for “really getting up on the wheel” of the grocery buggy at Wal-mart.
9. Your dining room is now the largest slot car track in three states
8. You visit Pep Boys every day just to time how long it takes to rotate tires.
7. All your answers on Scrabble board are NASCAR related
6. You spend your free weekends installing 36 degree banking in your wife’s flower beds
5. Just for kicks, while giving your dog a haircut, you shave a “2” on his side.
4. Withholding your kid’s allowance until their bedroom has “passed tech.”
3. You spend a week creating a PowerPoint presentation titled, “How Kurt Busch won the NASCAR Nextel Cup championship.
2. For Christmas, you decorate your garage to look like victory lane at Daytona
1. You congratulate yourself for “really getting up on the wheel” of the grocery buggy at Wal-mart.
