Top 10 rejected US Army slogans

Redneck said:
Actually, to be honest, I like the "Risk your life for freedoms no one appreciates." It may not be the funniest of things, but it has a certain dark humor about it because it is, unfortunately, somewhat accurate these days.
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Yea well let's hope not Chewie, i mean fighting aliens, zombie Marines, and alien ghosts, and sometimes a combination of them all, i mean yes i am a badass future US Marine who eats nails for breakfast and drinks blood for dinner but if that happened to me i would need a change of underwear.
 
Yea well let's hope not Chewie, i mean fighting aliens, zombie Marines, and alien ghosts, and sometimes a combination of them all, i mean yes i am a badass future US Marine who eats nails for breakfast and drinks blood for dinner but if that happened to me i would need a change of underwear.


Slow down there dear you ain't got through boot camp and already you're about to over motivate yourself.
 
Join the US Army, get paid to hurry up and wait.

Join the US Army, it's the only job that lets you play GI Joe and get paid for it.
 
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